Big Tobacco and Bags of Money
Published by John Hopkins in Corporate Fraud, Defective Design, Mass Torts, Product LiabilityYou just have to love Big Tobacco.
Produce a product you know kills people; hide or deflect all the information that would alert the public of the totality of the dangers; engineer nicotine delivery in a way that maximizes addiction and write memos talking about the whole scheme as if you are immune from being held responsible. Then, when you get caught, you rewrite history and hide behind “freedom of choice”.
In an undated memo, Colin Greig, a research and development gentleman for Big Tobacco discusses marketing scenarios which, at least in part, involved his unscientific testing of the way in which his mother-in-law smoked and enjoyed cigarettes; together with her level of addiction. Clearly this must have been the classic “hate your in-law” scenario.
Let me hit the high points of good ‘ol Colin’s memo:
- Cigarettes deliver their drug (think nicotine here) to the brain faster than “other drugs” such as “marijuana, amphetamines, and alcohol”.
- Nicotine “is about the lowest dose” drug available (that still succeeds with addiction).
- Cigarettes are a cheap drug.
- Cigarettes are “a relatively cheap and efficient delivery system…” (think drug delivery here).
Mr. Greig includes in his analysis a quote from Oscar Wilde’s “The Picture of Dorian Gray”:
“A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure.
It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?”
And, then, Colin concludes with a statement that could not better illustrate Big Tobacco’s methods of operation all along:
“Let us provide the exquisiteness, and hope that they, our consumers, continue to remain unsatisfied. All we would want then is a larger bag to carry the money to the bank.”
Translation: Let’s continue to keep smokers hopelessly addicted and our only problem will be what to do with all that money!
Previous litigation has disclosed other writings by Big Tobacco with which they must now be seen with in the Florida sunshine:



